His greatest miracle was getting ex-partners to block each other from all sides
Holy See.– In a historic announcement, the Vatican confirmed the official canonization of San Seacaborecognized by millions of believers as the patron saint of love breakups and relationships that “couldn’t handle it anymore.”
According to the papal bull, the decision to recognize the blessed as a saint was made after verifying “multiple miracles of closing cycles” in people who were in stormy relationships.
The Vatican has raised to the altars the blessed of tortuous closures
“Love is divine, but so is knowing when to let go.”declared Pope Leo XIV, who had not made a public appearance since he was anointed as Supreme Pontiff.
The new saint would have managed to enable many people to delete their partner’s photos without relapse, block each other on all social networks and even return the sweatshirts that had been left at the girl’s house.
Like all revered beings, San Seacabo will be represented with a halo and a broken heart emoji, accompanied by a handkerchief with dried tears and a profile without a photo.
Sansefinished!! Back to school pic.twitter.com/nGOImWmaV1
— Joaquín G. Moeckel (@j_moeckel) August 31, 2025
“SanSeacapó especially intercedes for those who try to get back with their ex after 2 am,” explained the cardinal responsible for the decree.
Parishes around the world are already preparing altars in his honor, where the faithful will be able to leave offerings such as unsent audios, letters never delivered and printed screenshots of “I don’t want anything anymore.”
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