A debate about 100 men fighting a gorilla became the most viral story of 2025 earlier this year, and now, months after it was seemingly settled, women want to try their luck against the brute force of the animal kingdom.
It’s hard to point out where the original debate began, but after weeks of expert opinions, thousands of videos, and enough AI trash to fill your timeline, no reasonable conclusion was reached. My money is still on the gorilla, personally.
Now, a viral TikTok from user @Ecwe has offered 100 women who would be up for the task. Unlike the male perspective, which was largely just a d*ck swinging contest, this new viral list breaks up the women into designated jobs and skill sets.
After spending a concerning amount of time combing through the list, I think this could actually work. Anyone got a silverback they can lend us?
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Some of the 100 women fighting the gorilla will be used as sacrifices
This list just goes to show that women get sh*t done as the first catgeory was women set to be used as bait or sacrifices for the greater cause. They included:
- Bonnie Blue
- Alabama Barker
- Sydney Sweeney
- Sophie Rain
- Blake Lively
- Ice Spice
The second group is strategists
As Bonnie Blue is distracting the gorilla using her usual brand of incendiary statements – something like, “I will sleep with your son”, which is bound to wind the gorilla up – a group of women will be strategising the attack. They included:
- Abby Lee Miller
- Melania Trump
- Joan of Arc
We’ve then got the leaders
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This army of 100 women is going to need some powerful figures leading the charge against the gorilla, so naturally, the original list put forward the following suggestions:
- Hedy Lamarr (The inventor of Wi-Fi)
- Michelle Obama
- Lady Gaga
- Princess Diana
- Chappell Roan
- Hilary Clinton
- Cleopatra
- Kamala Harris
Who is financing the war?
The likes of Chappell Roan and Lady Gaga do not come cheap, so the women financing the operation included:
- Kris Jenner (For obvious reasons)
- The Dance Moms
- Queen of QVC Lori Greiner
I don’t want to mess with the perfection of this list, but Jeff Bezos’ partner Lauren Sánchez is set to have a net worth of $227 billion when she marries the Amazon founder.
All good soldiers need a uniform
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As the men foolishly charge forward in jean shorts and way too many tank tops, these 100 women are going to be looking fine AF courtesy of:
- Donatella Versace
- Vera Wang
- Coco Chanel
Distractions are very much needed
For the war against the gorilla, the team is going to need some jarring figures to act as distractions for the beast:
- Kim Kardashian
- Sofía Vergara
- Ellen DeGeneres
- JoJo Siwa
Literally all the bases are covered by the 100 women versus gorilla list
On the sidelines, the following people are set to launch a verbal attack against the beast in the hopes of throwing it off its game and giving the physical attackers a leg up in the fight:
- Bhad Bhabie
- Azealia Banks
- Natalia Nunn
- HRH Connection (Alex Pierce)
Omg, the fight is going to have halftime entertainment?
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Unlike the male version of the viral debate, which would probs just be some Kyle punching a wall, the women are putting on a show for the jungle animals coming to watch. The current lineup included:
- Charli XCX
- Nicki Minaj
- Addison Rae
- Iggy Azalea
- Shakira
The following people were also listed under general entertainment:
- Alex Consani
- Kate McKinnon
- Eliana Kalogeras
It also seems fitting to put the “hype girls” in the entertainment section:
- Meghan Trainor
- Gwen Stefani
- CupcakKe
- Flo Milli
Emotional support women will be on hand
The key to any good war is obviously protecting mental health, so these two icons will be in the wings with tissues and a disregard for personal space:
- Drew Barrymore
- Kelly Clarkson
Nara Smith, the food influencer and wife of Lucky Blue Smith, will also be helping out with the catering.
A good defence is the best offence
There will also be a solid bank of women acting as a wall between the attackers and those on the sidelines. These people are rocks, the emotional and physical support of the team:
- Meryl Streep
- Kate Winslet
- Zendaya
- Kendall Jenner
- Winona Ryder
- Mila Kunis
- Sarah Jessica Parker
The actual attack is coming in three stages
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When it comes to the actual attack, the leaders are issuing the charge in three separate platoons. The first is comprised of:
- Rhea Ripley
- Serena Williams
- Megan Thee Stallion
- Beyoncé
- Katniss Everdeen
- Maddie Ziegler
- Lizzo
- Miley Cyrus
The second stage included:
- Cardi B
- Charli D’Amelio
- Scarlett Johansson
- GloRilla
- Naomi Campbell – armed with a phone, I hope
- Angelina Jolie
- Megan Fox
- Brie Larson
- Rihanna
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The third and final stage is:
- Bianca Belair
- Khloé Kardashian
- Kourtney Kardashian
- Raye
- Mariah Carey
- Doja Cat
- Britney Spears
- Ke$ha
- Paris Hilton
- JLo
- Alicia Keys
If all else fails, the original poster listed THEE Virgin Mary as the “last resort.”
Guys, can we get a medic over here!
Look, some people are going to get hurt during the fight – Kardashians, I’m looking at you – so we’re going to need some top-level healers for the job. Enter:
- Meredith Grey (Grey’s Anatomy)
- Cristina Yang (Grey’s Anatomy)
- Lisa Cuddy (House)
- Dominika Petrova (House)
There is always a chance for peace
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If all else fails and a parley is reached, the following negotiators will be crucial in ending the war between humans and gorillas:
- Wendy Williams
- Trisha Paytas
- Missy Elliott
- Latto
- Sexyy Red
- Rico Nasty
For the actual peace talks, look no further than:
- Emma Watson
- Oprah
- Natalie Portman
- Stevie Nicks
- Jodie Foster
There you have it!
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