Choosing between Heather & Catherine is like picking from patternless wallpaper – what we should do with Aras instead

I’LL traipse to the polling station today with all the enthusiasm of a sullen kid dragged kicking and screaming by his parents on an unwanted hike only for it to rain and you end up with two sodden feet and underpants that have to be ritually burned. Eeny, meeny, miny, mo is how I’ll choose…