Citizenship reports that cracks are emerging in the College of Engineers

The architects deny that they are laughing at the situation

Union Canteen.– People who live around the College of Engineers They have reported with concern that the building has cracks in its structure, which has generated existential doubts among the population and discreet mockery among the architects.

According to neighborhood complaints, the cracks appeared just below the sign that says “We design the future”which led many citizens to worry about what tomorrow holds for us.

The National Board of Directors of the College of Engineers of Venezuela, on the occasion of celebrating Engineer’s Day today, congratulates all engineers in the country, and urges them to continue successfully facing the great challenges that are presented to us in these difficult times. pic.twitter.com/CU26lZHC0H

— College of Engineers of Venezuela (@CIVoficial) October 28, 2021

The engineers will supervise their own expertise

“I passed by and heard something thunder… I thought it was my marriage, but no, it was the College of Engineers,” said a witness, who announced that he will start wearing a Playmobil helmet when he walks on that side of the sidewalk.

There have been so many complaints from neighbors that the authorities have already cordoned off the area to prevent the engineers themselves from trying to repair it with masking tape or a coat of paint. Meanwhile, Civil defense It is already carrying out an expert report that, ironically, could be supervised by the same school in question.

For his part, the life president of the College assured that the cracks are “natural” and that they do not represent a structural risk. He added that they have not done anything to repair them “because we want to verify the saying of ‘In the blacksmith’s house, a wooden knife’”.

We will be attentive to the results of the expertise and the actions of the architects, who live by another wise saying: “A troubled river, fishermen gain.”

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