“So, do you want me to stop signing autographs to go discuss a new law?” Cuau questioned.
Notre Dame de San Lázaro.– Federal representative Cuauhtémoc Blanco demanded that the Chamber of Deputies record all attendance during the session, so as not to have to rush around interrupting his sports activities every time he must answer “present” virtually.
“You are playing paddle tennis and, suddenly, they force you to interrupt your serve to connect to Zoom so they can see that you are paying attention,” sComplained the former soccer player, who only won one championship in about 30 years of career, but keeps faith in overtime.
CUAUHTÉMOC BLANCO in SESSION… BUT PADEL
While nothing less than the National Water Law was being discussed in the Budget and Public Accounts Commission, the deputy @cuauhtemocb10 He decided to “connect” from another type of court: a paddle tennis court.
During the remote session, the… pic.twitter.com/el3lX1VVAJ
— Alejandro Sánchez (@AlexSanchezMx) October 20, 2025
Cuauhtémoc Blanco suffers from university classroom type anguish
The anguish of Wow would have started after he was not allowed to sign autographs during the discussion of the Expenditure Budget, a fact that led him to present his urgent initiative to eliminate mandatory attendance at Congress.
The proposal includes a section that suggests replacing the attendance list with a penalty shootout tournament, where the president of the House must beat the absent legislators if he wants to reduce their day.
The justifications of @cuauhtemocb10 for playing paddle tennis in the middle of a session of deputies:
-“If they want to fine me, fine me”
-He finished playing at 8 and the commission was at 10. So 2 hours later he was still sweating and panting.
-He is very skinny because he exercises pic.twitter.com/cE78f0wiLE— Tania Rosas (@taniarosas) October 21, 2025
It is expected that the project will be rejected by the majority of the benches, since they consider it an abuse that a multi-member legislator is absent from the sessions to play non-Olympic sports like paddle tennis… or yak carts, instead of going to sleep with dignity in his seat like every responsible deputy.
To remain happy: Cuauhtémoc Blanco was playing paddle tennis in the middle of a session of the Chamber of Deputies, and still logged in to say “present.”
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