Featherweight, disappointed not to have been woken up with the call from the Nobel Prize in Literature

“I thought they would give it to me for the poem.” “QLONA””

Illustrated Zapopan.– Hassan Emilio Kabande, better known as Featherweightwould have spent the morning in a state of deep disappointment after waiting for the call from the Nobel Academy that would let him know that he was the winner of this year’s Literature Prize.

Aware of the time change and that the Swedish Academy usually announces the winner at dawn in the Western Hemisphere, the so-called “Double P” spent the night awake, hoping to receive the call that would confirm his new status as a global literary icon.

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The 2025 #NobelPrize in Literature is awarded to the Hungarian author László Krasznahorkai “for his compelling and visionary oeuvre that, in the midst of apocalyptic terror, reaffirms the power of art.” pic.twitter.com/vVaW1zkWPS

— The Nobel Prize (@NobelPrize) October 9, 2025

“I spent the whole night checking that the cell phone had battery power, that the signal didn’t go out, that it wasn’t in silent mode… and no one spoke“, mentioned the singer, visibly disappointed.

Featherweight will have to make more rhymes with “Troca” and “Morra Loca” to be awarded

Despite not having taken off the phone even to go to the bathroom, the man from Guadalajara confessed that he was not awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature, although he does not lose hope for the following year.

Although the literary dream has not ended, Peso Pluma acknowledged that perhaps he should not have put all his hopes in this award, although he does not rule out that one day he will be called to Stockholm to be recognized.

Featherweight seeing that the heart of Quintana Roo no longer makes Tulum Tulum pic.twitter.com/m6IompI0TG

— Salvador Rivera (@ChavaRRivera) October 8, 2025

“Maybe I should make more corridos that talk about girls in skirts and crossing things across the border, so that now they can give it to me.””Hassan reflected, trying to find an explanation for such an omission.

His agent also announced that the virtuoso artist will release an autobiographical book titled ‘The corrido and free verse’which will include unpublished poems, recipes with Red Bull and a practical guide on how to rhyme “troca” with “morra loca.”

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