NASA confuses comet Atlas with the ball that Chicharito kicked

“This star has such a precise orbit that it already made us doubt”

Problematic Houston.– NASA reported this morning that the Atlas 3i comet may not be a comet as originally thought, but rather the penalty that Javier “Chicharito” Hernández missed.

The find was confirmed when the space agency’s telescopes detected a constantly rotating object that, instead of having unknown minerals, contained a half-blurred print of Manchester United.

“TAll this time we believed that it was a celestial object from a very distant civilization, but it turns out that it is a deflected ball“explained an astronomer on the space agency’s payroll.

What most caught the attention of NASA officials was how the ball seemed to change speed and how, at times, it gained height, moving further and further away from the goal.

The interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS does not behave like a comet.

Within days of its closest approach, astronomers detect three key anomalies:
• gloss too uniform
• non-gravitational acceleration without large gas expulsion
• a “beat” every 16,16 hours in its light,… pic.twitter.com/mMkU56Aj1k

— Business TV (@negocios_tv) December 1, 2025

The theory has not been well received by Chivas fans, who continue to believe that the Cruz Azul goalkeeper moved before contact with the ball, which, they claim, led to the clearance of the astronomical ball.

NASA is now considering launching a recovery mission that would include astronauts, flat tire experts, and an experienced janitor—which has already ruled out Memo Ochoa—all in order to recover the object that left our orbit to see if it can be brought back to Earth.

The ball that Chicharito Hernández kicked has already appeared pic.twitter.com/CNhgXhDkXv

— Adolfo Santino (@AldoGue75344439) December 1, 2025

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