“After Halloween you can do whatever you want,” the institution warned
Ball-free neighborhoods.- The National Guard will verify that there is not a single house in the entire country that already has Christmas decorations.
In an attempt to respect the times of each anniversary, the corporation will carry out patrols throughout all the neighborhoods and colonies of Mexico to corroborate that no family is “skipping” the Day of the Dead or Halloween.
It seems that the #Christmas to our #supermarkets …beginning of October… soon?? pic.twitter.com/OS1HGecf1k
— Francisco Liebana (@fliebc) October 8, 2020
The placement of Christmas decorations will be penalized
“We have reports of houses that were already holding births and the children still haven’t even passed through their ‘little death’”complained the director of the Guard, reiterating his commitment to ending this practice once and for all.
The operations also contemplate reviews of department stores that have been selling spheres, series and gingerbread cookies since September. In these cases, the Guard warned that they could close entire ‘early Christmas’ aisles, replacing them with bread of the dead and papel picado “as God and tradition command.”
October 26 and there are already Three Kings roscones at Lidl.
— Alfonso C. Suárez (@AlfonsoCSuarez) October 26, 2025
“Finally someone puts order. You can no longer go to the supermarket without listening to All I Want for Christmas Is You when Halloween has not even passed“said a young woman after buying the costume with which she will go to the party to which she was invited on Saturday.
The authorities clarified that the inspections will officially end on November 3, the date on which the nation will now be able to take Christmas decorations out of the closet, as long as they do not begin to organize autumn posadas.
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