Noroña will ask for a license to visit all the gas station bathrooms in the country

Now that you can even pay the VAT on your toy

Ciudad del Reguilete.– Gerardo Fernández Noroña announced that he will request a license as a senator of the Republic to be able to travel calmly all the gas station bathrooms in the countrya goal that, according to him, he had postponed for years due to “budgetary” issues.

After a long legislative career and several battles in favor of free access to public toilets, the politician decided to take a “sabbatical of conscience” to enjoy the pleasure of paying the three pesos for the tourniquet without anger.

Noroña says that he is going to Palestine on a trip paid for by the United Arab Emirates. No matter how much he asks for permission, he is a legislator who accepts a gift, which is prohibited. And, worse, from a foreign government. It is now normalized that the ruling party violates the law pic.twitter.com/2pjshIVTfI

— Pascal (@beltrandelrio) October 21, 2025

Noroña can now pay them even a smile

“Now I can even pay the VAT on my Boing”Noroña declared proudly when asked the reason for his temporary resignation from the seat.

Close sources assure that the legislator plans to visit all the service stations where he was once denied a bathroom, just to pay them “even with a smile and exact change.”

“I’m already doing better, so now I’m going to dedicate myself to traveling around the national territory, one bath at a time,” added the former president of the Chamber of Deputies while preparing his route map and a jumbo roll of ecological toilet paper.

Do you remember when Noroña refused to pay the tax on his Boing because it was an injustice? Well, today that he is a legislator he approved raising taxes on sweet drinks, including Boing, and it turns out that now that is even good for your health.#VivirParaVer pic.twitter.com/J2RXcXsani

— Antonio Garci Nieto (@Garimonero) October 16, 2025

The news provoked mixed reactions in the Senate: while Alito Moreno assured that he will miss him “every time he goes into the bathroom and there is no soap,” several colleagues on the bench were disappointed, since Noroña will no longer be able to present the ejidatarios of Tepoztlán, a meeting that he had promised for three terms.

For now, the politician reported that his tour will be called “Pipi Stop 2025”, and will have live coverage on social networks, of course, if there is Wi-Fi at the gas station.

To remain happy: Cuauhtémoc Blanco was playing paddle tennis in the middle of a session of the Chamber of Deputies, and still logged in to say “present.”

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