Oakland Raiders hire Chicharito as free throw kicker

A scout discovered him while watching the game

Herd with yards.- Just when it was believed that the retirement of Javier “Chicharito” Hernández was close, the news came that the Oakland Raiders will hire him to strengthen the team.

After carefully analyzing the recent penalty that the player sent into an orbit never before explored, the NFL franchise announced his surprise incorporation as official free throw kicker.

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Chicharito is what the team needed

“What we saw was pure talent. That ball went up a few feet higher than humanly possible, and that’s just what we need when it’s over 40 yards.”explained the Raiders sports manager.

The signing was made possible thanks to the fact that one of the team’s scouts, who coincidentally was watching the game against Cruz Azul while having dinner, almost choked on some wings when he saw the Chivas forward’s shot.

The Giants kicker kicking the ground. Chicharito chicharando. Sport unites through memes pic.twitter.com/l5JqS99Q92

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“I had never seen anything like it. At first I thought it was a missile or a drone… and when I found out it was a penalty, I said: ‘we need this’”, the subject recalled, visibly excited.

Chicharito will come to reinforce the team just before the close of the regular season and, with the hope of getting into the playoffs, the Raiders have overnight become serious candidates to win the Vince Lombardi Trophy, which would give the Mexican the possibility of, now, winning something.

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