Only two stars can fill Tess & Claudia’s Strictly shoes – but clueless BBC will no doubt pick woke numpties over talent

THE stampede to replace Strictly Come Dancing’s hosts was officially started by Christopher “La Voix” Dennis on Saturday night. “Do you know the address where you send your CV to the BBC?” he joked to Claudia Winkleman. “I’m asking for a friend.” At which point, two things became obvious. He wasn’t asking for a friend…