They will close coffee shops that offer pumpkin spice and come out with the fact that they no longer have them

“Autumn terrorism will not be allowed,” Profeco warned

Cinnamon City.– The Federal Consumer Protection Agency (Profeco, by its acronym type corporation) announced that it will begin special operations to close cafeterias that offer flavored products pumpkin spicebut that at the time of ordering they “no longer have them.”

The measure comes after dozens of complaints from consumers who, upon arriving at the counter excited about their autumn drink, ended up with a sad mocha cappuccino, because they were told that “the pumpkin It was already over.”

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Coffee shops will think twice before continuing to deceive

“Supposedly they had just released the flavor yesterday, and today they told me that it was already sold out. Obviously, this is fraud,” claimed a girl who came to the cafeteria with a scarf and every intention of having that drink.

According to the new regulations, establishments that advertise autumn drinks and do not serve them will be sanctioned with fines of up to 500 minimum wages, in addition to the immediate closure of the premises and the obligation to project chapters of The Simpsons Halloween on the screens of the place.

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“We cannot continue allowing this type of emotional fraud. People already arrive with their scarf, their coat and their desire to pretend that they live in New York, and they come out saying that they have run out of pumpkin syrup,” explained the head of the agency, without clarifying whether or not his daughter pressured him to take this measure.

The operations have already begun in gringo coffee franchises, where federal inspectors—dressed in knitted sweaters and boots—are touring coffee shops to verify the existence of the seasonal magic syrup… and if not, proceed to immediately close the place.

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