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Advent calendars were once all about the chocolate, but these days, they can be anything that puts a smile on your face.
And we don’t think your grin will get much wider than with an Ann Summers pleasure-filled calendar this Christmas.
The brand is offering tantalising toys as well as delicious discounts to ensure yule be moaning all festive season.
The 12 Nights of Temptation Calendar is priced at £200, but inside you’ll discover a collection of toys worth £330.
That’s a lot of bang for your buck.
One of the star products is the Swivelling Rippled Silicone Rabbit, priced at £70. The versatile toy allows you to enjoy both G-spot and clitoral stimulation, plus the three speed settings, and seven vibration patterns mean you can easily switch things up.
The shaft has realistic ripples for greater stimulation, while the 5″ rabbit rotates, and the tip is designed to hit your G-spot with ease. The ears of the bunny deliver intense vibrations, designed for dual pleasure and one giant orgasm.
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The product is made from bodysafe silicone, and it’s waterproof if you fancy adding a little extra steam to your next bath or shower.
The glowing reviews for this toy prove it does not disappoint, with one shopper admitting it had helped her achieve her first-ever orgasm.
‘In my 4 years of being sexually active, I’ve never had a proper orgasm,’ Em started in her review. ‘I always thought I’d never be able to have an intense orgasm. After buying this amazing product, I was proven wrong. This is the best orgasm I’ve ever had.’
She added: ‘Sex will never be able to compete with this product. My clit is still vibrating, and my body is in a total euphoric state.’
Blimey, talk about good word of mouth.
A shopper called LB was equally as enthusiastic, insisting the toy helped her achieve her first-ever G-spot orgasm.
‘OMG I’ve never had a G-spot orgasm before, nor have I ever really felt much pleasure internally at all,’ she said in her review. ‘I have now – in less than three minutes …!!! That swivelling motion feels incredible, put it together with the ears and OMG . Probably the best sex toy I’ve ever owned.’
‘Love it, changed my life,’ Tanya added, while Marta insisted: ‘I’m having the best orgasms of my life.’
Can’t argue with that!
Also in the advent calendar is the Couples Vibrator, at £45, the Boost Wand at £62, a Mini Bullet, a Silicone Jewel Plug, Cock Ring with a Bullet, and a Remote Control Egg.
Here’s to a not-so silent night…
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